..can suck a fat one!
Now have had many great adventures into the city on trains. I have never really had trouble catching them, until I got older. Last year, Wednesday 14th November I caught the train with my friend to The Killers concert. On the way (approx. half way) we arrived at a stop and on hopped the most shittest people with the shittest jobs, the Metpolice.
These people, FOR A CAREER, check peoples tickets. Not just check people tickets, they also issue fines to people "breaking" the "laws" of Connex. They carry around these stupid badges and notepads (no joke). Well, of course they go straight for the two teenagers (one with dreadlocks) being rebels and putting their feet on the chairs. Do you reckon they wake up in the morning and think to themsleves "I'm fighting crime :D" or just "I really need to get laid". Apparently its a federal offence to place your feet on the chair. FEDERAL OFFENSE!! OFFENSE!!!! WHAT!!?? Like my new converse shoes could do any damage to your shit train!!! What about this!!??
I REALLY hope these nobheads got caught cause my offense hardly seems OFFENSIVE!! Thats right, I had to pay $162 for placing my feet on the chair. Which wernt even on the seat, they were on the plasitc bit that hobos probably lick! I can understand if my shoes were dirty and muddy but seriously...WHAT THE FUCK!!!?? $162!!! WHAT DO YOU NEED $162 FOR! TO CLEAN THE SEAT!! PLEASE!
Lets talk about the service! Who loves over crowded areas with smelly people? MMM...I love standing next to people with knives. Come on Connex, do you really think we enjoy our adventures to and from the city when were glued to a random 40 yr old guy by sweat? Don't think so. Why dont the ratty station bums get fines? Why do the people catching the train everyday have to put up with there shit, stand in over crowded platforms and listen to some derro talk about his favourite dumpster? Its just got to a point where people are treating the innocent people like fools!
Over crowding is easily solved by taking that $162 you make everyday tax payers pay and investing is some new bloody trains. Maybe this means there will be less fights and more room to breath. Hey who knows, I may even have room to relax and put my feet up!
Brought to you by the nobheads a Connex and Metlink.
Thanks for being awesome!
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