Monday, July 28, 2008

Hey you, I could be your girlfriend...

Its that time of the year where is seems everyone but me is getting together. Im not just talking about hooking up and "loving life" so to speak. Im talking about relationships. The intimate kinds you only find in love heart shaped boxes. I hate those kinds. Especially when your holding the box right in front of someone and for some reason they dont see it. The trouble is, I really can't do anything about it. These very people are the ones who say "It will happen out of the blue..." and "Be patient..." Umm, easy enough for you to say. Your the one with the heart shaped box full of awesome sex and candy...SHAME ON YOU.

Im honestly speaking on behalf of my close friends. I have few who are at a stage where any attention is completely acceptable and praised upon. Where as my other friends who are in relationships discuss the benefits of having someone to hold in their gentle little arms each night. Not exactly my type of discussion seeing as my jelousy rating goes from about a 2 to a 12. More annoying is when friends explain the little things their partners do that make them happy...makes you realise how much you laugh at stupid things.

Ah life is simple when your in love... someone to hold hands with while shopping for condoms. Where as single people are looked down upon. Man buying condoms, "Just these please..." Woman serving him, (evil stare) "Would you like a bag?" Man, "Nah, I'll be right..." Woman, "Pshh...Slut." Singles are not safe against evils from checkout chicks. Most likely a different situation with couples...no evil stares for them. More like fake smiles and quick service to avoid conversation.

The worst and most possibly annoying thing about your friends being in relationships is time. Lately ive been noticing a decline in the amount of time I spend with those friends. What I dont get is how you can spend so much time with the one person. So much time is spent loving and caring and hugging...why? Your not running out of time...there is plenty to go around. Friends who take partners as first priority over friends maybe want to think twice. Who they going to turn to when the boy you've been seeing breaks your heart? No one, because while you were busy looking into their eyes your friends have been waiting on the side. Sick of waiting for the love they need and deserve. Sure, have time with your boyfriend but dont brush off the friends who will stick by you when your heart shaped box...
has a massive hole in the bottom.

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